Coffee & Sarcasm T‑Shirt — “I Run On Coffee, Sarcasm and Poor Impulse Control”

Coffee & Sarcasm T‑Shirt — “I Run On Coffee, Sarcasm and Poor Impulse Control”

Dark Chocolate / S
$21.99
Sale price  $21.99 Regular price 
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Coffee & Sarcasm T‑Shirt — “I Run On Coffee, Sarcasm and Poor Impulse Control”

Coffee & Sarcasm T‑Shirt — “I Run On Coffee, Sarcasm and Poor Impulse Control”

$21.99
Sale price  $21.99 Regular price 
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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a cheeky, chalkboard-style print that reads like a morning mantra: I run on coffee, sarcasm, and poor impulse control. The soft, ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin and drapes casually in a classic cut, so the design sits front-and-center whether you’re grabbing a latte or lounging on the couch. Subtle vintage colors and hand-lettered details give it a cozy, lived-in vibe that pairs easily with jeans, denim jackets, or a cozy cardigan. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks smiles, starts conversations, and becomes a go-to for relaxed weekend routines and coffee runs with friends.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort and ethically sourced cotton
- DTG/DTF printed artwork with durable, vivid colors and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified fabric

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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