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\u003c\/table\u003e\n        This lightweight crewneck tee carries a vintage coffee-shop attitude — warm browns, muted creams, and a worn-in look around a steaming mug graphic that reads “I’m Not Mean.” It’s built for everyday wear: soft ring-spun cotton, a classic fit, and a stretchy ribbed collar that keeps its shape. Wear it on slow mornings with a real cup of coffee or layer it under a jacket for casual meetups. The shirt’s understated retro vibe and honest line make it a subtle way to set boundaries without shouting. Ethically sourced materials and OEKO-TEX® certification mean it feels good on the skin and aligns with mindful wardrobes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG and DTF printing where indicated for durable, vibrant sleeve and body graphics\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced US cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":53447718207853,"sku":"61795101789559197058","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53447718240621,"sku":"11141483360305817068","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":53447718273389,"sku":"13099842573335546299","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":53447718306157,"sku":"36928283032634627758","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":53447718338925,"sku":"18395155389810075668","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53447718371693,"sku":"13457326536400920124","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":53447718404461,"sku":"32828908338966038766","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":53447718437229,"sku":"22300267884338253600","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":53447718469997,"sku":"14889795131666676275","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53447718502765,"sku":"20549165673171712679","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":53447718535533,"sku":"28732634533119698502","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":53447718568301,"sku":"24010161259650446680","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":53447718601069,"sku":"19048003248781725900","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53447718633837,"sku":"39046123839264601948","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53447718666605,"sku":"16801081252175146173","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":53447718699373,"sku":"27570527307291337597","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53447718732141,"sku":"16720958558900161946","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53447718764909,"sku":"16392926029739403804","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53447718797677,"sku":"28496119826089913234","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/0932\/7469\/files\/3892908661663486510_2048.jpg?v=1781552806","url":"https:\/\/the-spooky-homey-2.myshopify.com\/products\/coffee-sass-t-shirt-im-not-mean-im-just-operating-on-low-patience-and-high-expectations","provider":"The Spooky Homey","version":"1.0","type":"link"}