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The front art — a playful espresso martini scene with shimmery accents and vintage cocktail flair — feels like a late-night laugh with friends and the quiet ritual of a perfectly pulled shot. Soft, breathable fabric drapes easily for relaxed days at home, coffee runs, or casual nights out. The crew neckline and classic fit keep the silhouette simple so the artwork is the star. Wear it layered under a cardigan for cozy brunches or alone with jeans when you want to show off a cheeky, cocktail-loving side.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (153 g\/m²).\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean look.\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching.\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed artwork and sleeve\/inner neck labels depending on print placement.\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced cotton with 2-year EU warranty.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 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