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Soft, lived-in tee with a wink. This lightweight cotton shirt carries a bold, vintage-style graphic that reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" with a playful, sly character illustration beneath — equal parts cheeky and confident. It settles comfortably on the shoulders and drapes casually for relaxed wear, so it reads like a favorite you reach for on nights out, lazy weekends, or when you want to lean into a little mischievous humor. The muted, retro palette gives it a nostalgic, bar-poster vibe that blends with denim, sneakers, and a confident grin.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner look and less waste
- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets safety and chemical standards
- DTG/DTF printed graphics with pearlized tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
I’m Not Drunk T-Shirt — Funny Retro Drinking Graphic Tee
$21.99
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$21.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner look and less waste
- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets safety and chemical standards
- DTG/DTF printed graphics with pearlized tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors