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Lightweight ring-spun cotton keeps the shirt breathable and comfortable all day. The design — a floral-adorned skull and skeleton hand under the bannered word \"RESPECTFULLY\" with a cheeky subtext — reads like someone who’s polite but not to be messed with. It sits cleanly on the chest and layers easily under jackets or over long sleeves. 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