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Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton drapes easily over the body while a playful, vintage-style print—“I’m trying to lower my standards” with a road-sign motif—adds dry humor and attitude. It layers under jackets, pairs with jeans or joggers, and works equally well for slow mornings at home or casual meetups. The knit collar and shoulder tape keep the shape, and the tear-away label keeps the back of the neck comfortable. 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